Face Book Joke

Face Book Joke

Facebook has been at its www.facebook.com domain since 2005, making it 5 years in age. However, due to its vast popularity of over 400 million users and the major advancements in technology that make it easily accessible, like smart phones – to get Facebook’s real age a formula is needed.

5 years of existence X 2 many status updates to count + the 6 seconds it takes for the average smart phone user to open the Facebook application = 16 years old.

Facebook Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook Mark Zuckerberg

Now I know Facebook’s creator, Mark Zuckerberg, is a male, but the gender data on Facebook shows that approximately 60% of users are female. Therefore Facebook is a 16 year old girl. And what does a 16 year old girl want most? To be liked.

16 Year Old Britney Spears

16 Year Old Britney Spears: LIKE ME

I’m convinced that’s why Facebook is now abandoning its, “Become a Fan” button and replacing it with the current, “Like” button that’s available for clicking oh photos, statuses, video uploads and more. The “Become a Fan” button pertains to brand pages where users are invited to connect with companies and celebrities.

A spokesperson said, “We’ve found that ‘Like’ is more global, easy to understand, and users are already comfortable and familiar with it—making the process of connecting with a Page more consistent with how they already interact with things on Facebook.”

Funny Social Networking

Facebook

What does it really mean? Facebook (in its most sensitive teen years) just wants to be liked more. You can be a fan of the Yankees or a fan of deep sea fishing. But Facebook doesn’t need promotional products branded with its logo or fans screaming in the stands to give it confidence. Facebook needs the little tickle of self worth – and she gets it every time a user clicks, “Like.”

I’m just a bit turned off by this change. I like my mom’s penne a la vodka, but I don’t say I’m on “Team Penne A La Vodka.” I like chipmunks. But I’m not going to make a giant poster and hold it up at a National Park. I like pickles, I do. But no, I will not “Become a Fan,” of that pickle.

I guess it’s easier to like something than to say you’re a fan. Wow, Facebook you’re now a behavioral scientist too; and all at the tender age of 16. I mean 5.

So, “Become a Fan” of Promotional Items Buzz on Facebook while you still can, because sometime this April you’ll only be able to “Like” the Buzz Blog.